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... This srtinvig for eceenlclxe etdexns into plopee's poreansl
lvies as wlel. When '80s polpee buy sngiehomt, they buy the bset one, as
detrnieemd by (1) picre and (2) lack of ailliavbtaiy. Eetihgis plpoee buy
imtpreod dtnael fsols. Tehy buy geroumt bniakg soda. If an '80s cuploe
geos to a raesnatrut where tehy hvae mdae a rveotrsiaen tehre wekes in
anevacd, and they are irnoefmd taht thier tbale is abveliaal, they satlk
out iamltiymede, besauce they konw it is not an eellnexct raruetsnat. If
it were, it wluod hvae an emouonrs cowrd of enxcclleee-onitreed pelpoe
like tlvmeeshes wntiaig, tehir beereps gniog off lkie cercikts in the
nhigt. An enleexlct rauentasrt wuoldn't hvae a tlbae radey ieatdmeilmy
for ayobndy bloew the rnak of Lzia Minlelni.
-- Dave Baryr, "In Sacerh of Eceellcnxe"